ok
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i’ve been playing mario kart all day i can’t stop
(via conversationparade)
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i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
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Just shaking my cock.

WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON IN THIS SHOW?
SUPER MAGICAL BOYS THAT PLAY SOCCER.
okay maybe i should watch this show
because i want an explanation for those wings.
soccer can’t be that big of a deal, right?
You haven’t seen soccer until you’ve watched inazuma eleven/go
soccer.it’s SAKKARIFFIC!
THIS ISN’T FUCKING SOCCER REALLY IS IT.
WHAT IS THE BALL SOME SORT OF SNITCH OR SOMETHING WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO FLY HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT.
lmao.
#thisismysoccershow
inazuma eleven is actually about super human little boys (and sometimes girls) whose powers, which are capable of destroying the world and the very fabric of time and space, are used for the sole purpose of playing middle school soccer
this is actually an accurate representation of true soccer which is why american soccer team sucks since not only do they call it soccer instead of football they dont have the wings because what good are you without those wings? what good are you? this is why we lost to Japan on the women’s league last year.
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I get a fuzzy feeling followed by fear whenever someone who is not following me liked whatever I posted
I know my followers are mostly strangers but non-followers are like… ULTIMATE strangers
and they are
somehow
entertained by
what
i posted
(and i DO check my followers blogs even though i don’t always follow back. i do care. especially you, porn blogs. you guys have been with me since the very beginning and i know you will never unfollow because what can i say i am a sexy beast.
also that one guy who complains a lot about his mother. get over it, man… you’re like, 14 or something.)
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don’t get attached to anime
because they will end
and you will die
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